Cars

I have had many cars in my life. I do not like owning a car. It is like taking money and flushing it down the tiolet with your shit. Although you do not need them they are fun. My brother had a volaire made by Plymouth that he gave me it was my first whip. I do not even think they make Plymouths anymore. I sold the car for a dollar and I do not think i ever got the dollar for it. I sold it to some kid i knew since gradeschool named Lenny. It had a cracked windshield and would start but didnt have a muffler. It had a cassette player that didnt work and was sky blue with those patches on it like when someone fixes rust but never did the touchup paint.

I plastered the back of it with stickers. I mean stickers all over it. I remember being in a pizza hut and they had a kiddie promotion going on with colorforms on the door that looked like dinosaur tracks. We boosted like 4 to 6 of the footprints and placed them on the car so It looked like a dinosaur had walked over the car. Then it got hot and the colorforms melted on the car and I never took them off. Then I had a four door chevy impala. I should have taken better cae of it.

It was a gem a gold mine. I could have fit like 8 dead bodies in the trunk and the hood was as long as the Titanic. It was so big I got into like 4 or 5 different accidents in it. Ultimatly I had to get rid of it. My parents gave me a Buik century and I had it for like just a few weeks when some guy rear ended me and the car was a goner. I also had a 4 cylinder white camaro. I used to call it my bitching Camaro after the dead milkmen. All these cars were when I lived in dirty Jersey/ When I moved to NYC and my parents moved to South east asia my car ownership days were over for a while. The camaro looked sleek and was a good car but because it was a 4 cylinder it was slow as shit. My parents also had a VW jetta that I used to borrow. It was a great car and they sold it for cheap before they moved to Asia.

When I moved to Germany I bought my first new car ever at the age of 33. I bought a Mini Cooper S . And I still have it today. This week I will sell a car and get a gently used one. I really miss riding the subway and being able to read.